March 2012
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guysguys lets all make new neopets accounts...
vzap:
Whos in??
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The 8-bit version of Google Maps is hilarious.
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It's Friday night and I'm reading about...
This isn’t even for a class or anything.
What am I doing? How did I even end up on this page?
Curse you, internet.
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I'm no longer excited about it being spring break.
I have a paper to write, for which I don’t even have the book or the reading assignments, a Spanish quiz I need to study for, a Spanish oral presentation I need to start practicing, and seventy-five lines of poetry I need to memorize so I can get extra credit in English.
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Earth Hour in a nutshell.
8759 hours out of the year:
PARTY IT UP WOO SCREW U EARTH U LIKING DAT CO2 LOLOLOL YA TAKE IT U SUCK LOLOL WE DUN CARE
1 hour out of the year:
Yeah okay we’ll pretend to be responsible. This makes up for all that other stuff, right?
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[declarative statement]
[semi-unrelated GIF]
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IT'S SPRING BREAK.
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This is how my interview with Apple went.
Adam: Hello, it's nice to meet -
Apple: HNGGGGGGGG.
Adam: Um, what? I don't -
Apple: UNFFFFFFFFFF.
Adam: Okay...
Apple: Yeah, you're hired.
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Every once in a while, my brain is like, "Adam,...
And I say, “No, what are you smoking? I suck.”
And then it’s like, “Adam, you totally could be. You drew that wicked landscape in fourth grade once.”
And I respond, “That was a long time ago… I haven’t practiced…”
And it’s like, “Exactly, Adam! You’re just a little rusty. I bet if you put your mind to it, you could...
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OMG.
I’ve found the key to defeating Spanish.
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andiecast replied to your post: I have a feeling I’m going to drop the iPad tomorrow.
do you have an interview tomorrow or something? ahahahaha i hope you drop your potential supervisors.
Yes. And the interview will be over video chat on an iPad.
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I have a feeling I'm going to drop the iPad...
Don’t ask me why.
I just have a feeling.
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“If I really wanted to kill you, I would hunt you all the way to New Zealand....”
– vzap
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vzap replied to your post: Do any of you want to go to a party I’m hosting?
you know, that makes you a prostitute if you are charging.
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ANDREA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER.
Thanks for the help!
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Do any of you want to go to a party I'm hosting?
[[MORE]]
It’s in my pants.
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So I'm browsing through Tumblr
and I’m seeing those stupid posts with the GIFs after every line
and I keep on thinking about how stupid they are
I mean, really
They may have been cute in the beginning
but now it’s all the same
And the posts that do it are so darn long
so I have to keep on scrolling
and scrolling
and scrolling
and scrolling
and scrolling
and scrolling
and...
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Leaving Earth
Clint Mansell
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"Accept the next proposition you receive."
Uh-oh, fortune cookie.
This could end badly.
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Goodnight, cruel world.
Vanessa didn’t solve the problem. :(
I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY, INTERNET. GET OUT MY HOUSE.
vzap asked: NO SLEEPING. THE INTERNET NEEDS YOU
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Watch
omg i laughed so much i had a stroke
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING RJKNHATENHRS
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Mirror Mirror is at 91% on RottenTomatoes.
I’m too flabbergasted to post a GIF.
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I forgot how pretty Krysten Ritter is.
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I was tagging that last post with "adam liveblogs...
And…
This is traumatic.
The first time I typed it, I wrote “adamm.”
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451 words later, I have finished.
I should have waited longer to start the assignment. Watching TV or browsing the web just seems so tame without the thrill of my procrastination.
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Check it out, yo.
itsybitsywriter replied to your post: It’s now 11:40pm and I’m going to start this policy letter.
crying because idek how 2 begin. this is an easy assignment. i h8 me.
http://www.ucsusa.org/action/alerts/
That website is perfect. And it even lists “talking points” for each issue. I think I’m going to change mine to increasing regulations on nuclear power plants,...
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It's now 11:40pm and I'm going to start this...
This is exactly twenty minutes ahead of schedule.
I should be commended for the initiative I’m demonstrating right now.
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I'm still looking at a blank word document for my...
Is it midnight yet?
No?
THEN I DON’T CARE.
PARTY IT UP, LIFE IS GOOD, ETCETC. I’VE STILL GOT TIME.
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A cute girl from class sent me a friend request on...
I check out her profile and I see this:
Activities: Partying
Interests: Fun
And nothing else.
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wvnderbar:
i miss the days in america when you could accuse someone of being a witch to seize their property.
1690’s kid forever. <3
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I have 92 followers.
I think that’s a pretty nice accomplishment, considering the following:
I don’t have a vagina.
I’m not particularly funny.
I don’t “ship” anyone. Except for me and Lily Collins. Or me and Emma Watson. Or… Really, just me and whoever I feel like at the moment.
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I hate it when people try to subtly brag about...
Give me a break.
I can promise you, you’ll never ever see me mention how my chess team won first place in Nevada during high school, or how my partner and I won first place in debate multiple times, because that just wouldn’t be a classy thing to post on the internet, you know?
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Why do I write?
I’m not sure, to be honest.
I don’t have delusions of grandeur. At best, I’ll be mildly successful. And I don’t really care about being remembered or immortalized. In fact, I think having my work and my life being studied long after I’ve passed is kind of creepy.
It’s not even like being a famous writer guarantees happiness, because being famous doesn’t...