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Andrea's all up in here

getting over 500 notes.

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Guess what I'm doing on New Year's Eve?

LOLOLOL.

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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airtight: Hey idiots, you don’t need a new year to change. This is true. Starting in 2012, I’m going to stop using New Year’s resolutions!

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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I'm meeting my journalism instructor for coffee...

itsybitsywriter: and I don’t know what she wants to talk about so I’m going to be weird. I’m talking kuh-razy weird. I’m going to be so awkward that she’ll run home screaming in fear because that’s just how I am.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Ah, crap.

I have to do the FAFSA stuff soon.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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andrewmw replied to your photoset Airplane! is a fucking classic Represent, bro.

Dec 30th

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“They pick corn in Iowa. They actually pick presidents here in New Hampshire.”

– Jon Huntsman, going all-in. (via paxamericana) We’re dealing with a bad ass. (via karamazov-alexei)

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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I've had these three windows open for four days...

I still haven’t gotten around to reading them. They’re too interesting to not read about but not interesting enough to bookmark.

Dec 30th

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I went bowling yesterday.

Out of three people, and three games: First Game: I was only beaten by one point. Second Game: I was only beaten by four points. Third Game: I only won by two points.

Dec 30th

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Daryn Eugene Runnels and I?

Yeah, we’re on the same page.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Elaine: Oh, Ted, I never knew I could be so happy. These past few months have been just wonderful. Tomorrow, why don't we drive up the coast to that little seafood place, and... What's the matter?
Ted: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine: When will you be back?
Ted: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

Dec 30th

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Control Tower: Flight 209'er, you are cleared for take off.
Clarence Oveur: Roger.
Roger: Huh?
Control Tower: L.A. departure frequency, 123.9'er.
Clarence Oveur: Roger.
Roger: Huh?
Victor: Request vector, over.
Clarence Oveur: What?
Control Tower: Flight 209'er, clear for vector 324.
Roger: We have clearance, Clarence.
Clarence Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Victor: Tower radioed clearance, over.
Clarence Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur, over.
Victor: Roger.
Roger: Huh?
Control Tower: Roger. Over.
Clarence Oveur: What?
Roger: Huh?
Victor: Who?

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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I find it funny how Andrea gently asked Andrew to...

while she more threatened me. I DESERVE RESPECT.

Dec 29th

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I should.

andiecast replied to your photoset oh jesus you need to run your own blog about crazy facebook updates from your friends The sad thing is I now add people based on much I think I can make fun of their Facebook posts.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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I'm not morally opposed to swearing.

There are just so many better ways to express yourself. Cuss words are what the lowest common denominator use because they’re too stupid to form an intelligible sentence when insulting someone. We should all take every opportunity to demonstrate our grammatical superiority. There are roughly 175,000 words in the English language that are currently in use. We really don’t need to...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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List of things I plan to do in 2012:

Watch The Hobbit

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Hi, Mi NAMEE iS SASSHHHA

im 16 years YOUNG <3, livin’ it up wile i can ive been through SO MUCH in mi life so dont even pretend to think u understand me cuz u dont. but its all made me stronger. im rly sweet an nice once u get 2 kno me. but if u crozz mi i will fxckin destroy u. i will make ur life a livin’ hell. but ya im rly sweet n nice so if u wanna kno more jus message me xoxoxo <3

Dec 28th

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Anonymous asked: Adam, this is Emma. You're not answering your phone or your email. I know asking to marry you only a few hours into our date was a little extreme, but my feelings haven't changed. MARRY ME. PLEASE. I'll admit Lord of the Rings is better than Harry Potter... I'll dress up as Hermione in the bedroom... I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. PLEASE.

Dec 28th

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All I want in life is to be an audience member on...

Dec 28th

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Does God not have mercy on me?

There’s a moment at the end of each cereal box when you’re not sure exactly how much is left. Is it enough for a bowl? Perhaps two bowls? With fingers crossed you begin to pour and hope for the best. A few minutes ago, my prayers were left unanswered and the cereal just wouldn’t stop. I refused to stop pouring, lest I leave a pathetic amount at the bottom of the box, and by the...

Dec 28th

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