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nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

http://amlour.tumblr.com/post/60231703509/nothing-better-than-showering-and-putting-on-a-big

fake-mermaid:

*teenage white girl voice* umm, it’s a free country

http://fakemermaid.com/post/76686015390/teenage-white-girl-voice-umm-its-a-free

lalondes:

tv show idea: “breaking good”

a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science

http://lalond.es/post/28882908049/tv-show-idea-breaking-good-a-murderous-drug

plasmatics-life:

In Green Company | Aurora (by Max J R)

http://plasmatics-life.tumblr.com/

The closer I get to graduating, the closer I get to leaving Las Vegas.

I need to talk to my work on Monday about it. Maybe.

I need to figure out how long I’ll be gone. Or if I’ll even come back at all. This place holds so much and so little for me. Maybe switching places isn’t good, but… I don’t know. I think it will help. I know I have a person out there. Someone who will feel as strongly for me as I do for her. And I think I’ve looked through enough of Vegas at this point to be certain she isn’t here.

zacsfron:

Jim Halpert in every episode

S02E10/ +

http://zacsfron.tumblr.com

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

http://frantzfandom.tumblr.com/post/83267074742/you-ever-think-about-the-other-sperm-you-beat-out
http://nyooom.tumblr.com/post/75543314400

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

http://molebucks.tumblr.com/post/82634652690/treat-me-like-a-college-textbook-spend-lots-of
http://jakesjohnson.tumblr.com/post/82848200919

"Do you think I don’t wanna smash things? I know what that anger is more than you can imagine. [..] When he was on top of me I pressed my hand - with everything I could, I pressed it into his face. I pressed it so hard I broke his nose. That didn’t stop him. He shoved the sheets in my mouth, I could barely breathe. Every time I think of her, pinned down like that, I strangle her, Francis. So she doesn’t strangle me. I have to. We have to. The alternative is… It’s unlivable.

http://queencersei.tumblr.com/post/76841648355/do-you-think-i-dont-wanna-smash-things-i-know

isobelstevenz:

get to know me meme: (5/5) male characters - jim halpert

imagine going back and watching a tape of your life. you could see yourself change and make mistakes and grow up. you could watch yourself fall in love. watch yourself become a husband. become a father. you guys gave that to me and that’s an amazing gift.

http://isobelstevenz.tumblr.com/post/83054551016/get-to-know-me-meme-5-5-male-characters-jim

paintgod:

kevin spacey is one of those dudes u always have a thing for i don’t think it matters how old he gets he still has mad game

http://plants.co.vu/post/83084230482/kevin-spacey-is-one-of-those-dudes-u-always-have-a